break up tactics...... HAHA


BenParker

BenParker

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Right let's have a laugh ! :))

The worst and best break up one liners you can think of. :angry2:

I'll go first :win:

When she says 'I love you' say 'I know' .... Then have a bounty hunter waiting on standby......

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Ben.Parker (EK9) :dance:
 
I'm going to Work in PAKISTAN for 5years :]

Sorry I'm sleeping with your dad....... and your brother :)

NEXT.............. !
 
"Its not you, its me..." haha

A bounty hunter is someone who catches people for a reward lol
 
Type dog the bounty hunter in to YouTube bro. Lol ;)

Jokes love them. ! ;]
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EK9 Ben.Parker
 
I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.
 
You're friend seems nice, can i have her number just incase you lose your phone and i need to contact you?
 
Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.

The mothership has returned and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it.
 
oscarsayco said:
Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.

The mothership has returned and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it.
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hahahahah
 
I don't like your mother's uncle's wife's brother's third cousin's pet's distant relative...nah...never gonna happen!!
 
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