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Some jokes I came across with, if you have some please feel free to share them here!
A man and a woman are standing in line at a hospital donation center.
âLong line, huh?â says the man. âWhat are you donating?â
âBlood,â the woman replies. âThey pay 10 bucks a pint.â
âIâm donating my sperm,â says the man. âThey pay $25 an ounce.â
A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line.
âHi there,â says the man. âDonating some more blood?â
The woman shakes her head and mumbles, âMmm-unnh!â
A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson âdo you sell vibrators'.
Surprised by the request, the sales person says 'yes!'
The little old lady says: âWell, how do you turn the damn things off!'
A widow goes on her first date since her husbandâs death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.
âYou can touch me anywhere else,â she says, âbut down there Iâm still mourning.â
âI figured as much,â says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. âIf you donât mind, Iâd like to offer my deepest condolences.â
One day Mr. Jones, the president of a corporation, called his vice-president, Chris, into his office and said, âWe're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.â Chris looked at Mr. Jones and said, âBarbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire.â
The next morning Chris waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Chris said, âBarbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?â Barbara replied, âYou'd better jack off. I've got a headache.â
A man and a woman are standing in line at a hospital donation center.
âLong line, huh?â says the man. âWhat are you donating?â
âBlood,â the woman replies. âThey pay 10 bucks a pint.â
âIâm donating my sperm,â says the man. âThey pay $25 an ounce.â
A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line.
âHi there,â says the man. âDonating some more blood?â
The woman shakes her head and mumbles, âMmm-unnh!â
A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson âdo you sell vibrators'.
Surprised by the request, the sales person says 'yes!'
The little old lady says: âWell, how do you turn the damn things off!'
A widow goes on her first date since her husbandâs death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.
âYou can touch me anywhere else,â she says, âbut down there Iâm still mourning.â
âI figured as much,â says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. âIf you donât mind, Iâd like to offer my deepest condolences.â
One day Mr. Jones, the president of a corporation, called his vice-president, Chris, into his office and said, âWe're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.â Chris looked at Mr. Jones and said, âBarbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire.â
The next morning Chris waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Chris said, âBarbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?â Barbara replied, âYou'd better jack off. I've got a headache.â