best jdm/honda sayings!


This one I actually made up for my sig on Honda-Tech

I'm so JDM that even my cartoons and comics are JDM :p
 
IM so JDM, I have the number plate to prove it :clap:

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thought id bump this thread up with a few more classics

I'm so JDM Im not a white male, I'm a championship white male
im so JDM i fry my chips in 10w40
IM so JDM I have a recaro racing toilet seat
Im so JDM all the rads in my house have apexi caps on them
Im So JDM I Have The Back Windows In My House Tinted, The Doorstep Light Is Yellow And Even The Chimney Has An Exhaust.
 
thought id bump this thread up with a few more classics

I'm so JDM Im not a white male, I'm a championship white male
im so JDM i fry my chips in 10w40
IM so JDM I have a recaro racing toilet seat
Im so JDM all the rads in my house have apexi caps on them
Im So JDM I Have The Back Windows In My House Tinted, The Doorstep Light Is Yellow And Even The Chimney Has An Exhaust.

This is real fun :D
 
First off all i'd just like to say im glad its not just me that gets carried away with the whole JDM thing lol i do take it bit far sumtimes lol crease up tho, u gota be part of the JDM family!
SOME SAY IM SO JDM EVEN THE MIRRORS IN MY HOUSE ARE FOLDING...?
SOME SAY IM SO JDM MY HOUSE HAS CLIMATE CONTROL...?
SOME SAY IM SO JDM I CAN'T RUN FASTER THAN 112MPH...?
SOME SAY IM SO JDM WHEN SUM1 MENTIONS 95 RON IM SICK IN MY OWN MOUTH...?
 
found a few more lol

I'm so JDM I was born and conserved in the back of a 1984 Honda Accord.
I'm so JDM I stand only on the right side of the escalator
I'm so JDM, I exhaust-heat wrap my vaccum hose.
I'm so JDM i tell shops to take 60-90 days to ship my items.
i'm so JDM, the ring on my wife is forged by Rays Eng
 
Sum say i'm soooo JDM i find myself subconsiously squinting!!

My m8s prelude is so JDM wen he goes for a cruz it grinds to a holt cause the ecu can't handle the amazing combustibility of 95 RON lol (based on true story)!!!
 
im sooo JDM my dick is tiny ( not a true story )





:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
im so JDM i fill my car up with plum sauce

dont know if thats any good lol
 
i rember when waz still in my teens i had this on my bebo lool and i still have it :D

Im so JDM my blood type is R ,

Im so JDM my plates are made from carbon fibre ,

Im so JDM my Honda lawnmower has VTEC badges ,

Im so JDM im going to import my children ,

Im so JDM the sofa in my living room is Recaro bucket seats ,

Im so JDM I sleep on the right hand side of bed ,

Im so JDM my house is my car .

JDM ALL THE WAY!!!

-H- hold
-O- on
-N- not
-D- done
-A- accelerating

V-tec Flute band sounds best when we hit Vtec


The Prayer We Say Before We Hit VTEC

Our Father
Who Doesnt Recognise Any Other Engine VTEC Be Thy Name
Thy Kingdom Come
VTEC Will Kick In
On Earth As It Does In Japan
Giv Us This Day
Our Daily Dose Of VTEC
And Praise Our Mighty Roar
And Forgive Those Who Repent Against The VTEC
And Deliver Us From Any Other Car That
Doesnt Wear The H Symbol
Amen
 
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