Birds

[2Slow2Sensible]

Driving to work this morning, doing about 70 on some twisties on my lonesome, chillin, listening to music and then this MASSIVE smack on my roof. I was like "wtf was that?!"

Pulled over and checked my wheels just to take away doubts of maybe a puncture, nothing. Looked up on my roof and jesus feckin christ, the amount of bird shite on my roof was shocking

I think whichever bird it was, the world, fell out of his arse.


Not really a post about anything, but jesus, the smear is about 2 metres long. Washed it already


p.s Thank feck I had my sunroof closed

 

[leepants]

Sunroof? Oooop norff? Are you mental?

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

Sunroof? Oooop norff? Are you mental?

Was actually a really nice day

And yes I'm a little mental, I got a civic for a first car. Course I'm mental

 

[leepants]

 

[King Sir]

haha sickened bird **** is like acid if u leave it on the car for too long it will mark it

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

haha sickened bird **** is like acid if u leave it on the car for too long it will mark it

Aye! I cleaned it with a few buckets (and I do mean quite a few) of warm water. Don't want to ruin Hondas paint job.
I actually really like my Clover Green Pearl

 

[kellsled]

I don't no what the hell some of them birds eat but It burns the crap out of the paint lol I remember having my skyline out and the wee bugger crapped on my car and I washed it off pretty soon after and still left a mark had to use paint cleaner to get it off haha seems all the older jap cars have as bad of paint as each other lol

 

[Biscuit]

We had the same some years ago, a pigeon hit the windscreen on the M5 and left a massive greasy smear up the window.

Another not long after was very close to hitting the window & me and the mrs ducked LOL - not sure why now as the window was in the way!

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

We had the same some years ago, a pigeon hit the windscreen on the M5 and left a massive greasy smear up the window.

Another not long after was very close to hitting the window & me and the mrs ducked LOL - not sure why now as the window was in the way!

It's an automatic reflex. To be honest, I flinched when I heard the **** hit my roof

Just glad that I didn't have the sunroof open. I would have some 'clean' EJ9 seats up for sale if it had been open that's for sure

 

[leepants]

To be honest, I flinched when I heard the **** hit my roof

Did any **** hit your seats?

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

Did any **** hit your seats?

Haha nah I am a pro at waiting to do it at work. Nothing better than nuking a toilet and getting paid

 

[RicheyEK9]

I was going down one of my back roads in my dads car hit a bird scared the sh*t out of me then hit another about 10 sec after lived to tell the tail

 

[EK4Sure]

Birds are idiots, and pigeons must be the retards amongst them. They surely have a death wish or something.

Friend of mine once hit a pigeon at quite some speed and it got stuck in his radiator, had to pull it out piece by piece

 

[Biscuit]

I did have a similar problem with bird crap once, in my DC2 driving along with the window slightly open & a bird managed to shite through the gap & it hit my recaro, but just missed my face.

Chunt!

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

I did have a similar problem with bird crap once, in my DC2 driving along with the window slightly open & a bird managed to shite through the gap & it hit my recaro, but just missed my face.

Chunt!

Once I get an EK9, I'll be carrying a rifle.

Birds beware!

 

[Biscuit]

Roof mounted flame thrower.

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

Roof mounted flame thrower.

Anti-pigeon EK9

 

[Biscuit]

A-mazing, let's get one built!

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

A-mazing, let's get one built!

I'll provide the rocket launchers and snow plow bumper shovel, you provide the EK?