The Stig.... finally revealed...kind of


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Some prudent information has been leaked that may reveal the latest Stig's identity...

"Some say his tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds, and that his first name really is 'The'.
Until now, all we knew was he was called The Stig"

Some say that his sweat can fuel a Ferrari Enzo, and that his hair is styled like Princess Leia's!

Some say that when he saw Star Wars, he thought it was a documentary.

Some say he has an oil pump instead of a heart, and that he can see in ultraviolet.

Some say his skin is made of carbon fiber, and he only drinks diesel.

-All we know is... He's called the Stig.

Top Gear's The Stig revealed as married man 'who drives boring car' - Telegraph
 
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