blinx9900
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So i have been thinking lately i am an extremely territorial person, and just wondering if i should bring it down a bit or do any of you guys agree with me? Basically am i alone in this? Here are some exmples:
-nobody better park in front of my ****ing house unless i know them.
-nobody better lay there eyes on my lady for more than 2 seconds.
-nobody better lay there eyes on me for more than 2 seconds.
-nobody better lay there eyes on my friends for more than 2 seconds.
-i don't like it when someone is rude to one of my friends, even if its one of there friends that i may not know.
-if i am out with a female friend that i am not having sexual relations with i still ALWAYS make sure she will remain in visual sight, if not i make sure to leave a friend with her if i have to use the toilet or something.
-i have my own section in the fridge.
-i have my own section in the freezer.
-i have my own section in the bathroom and share it only with 1 roommate who's hygiene rivals mine.
-i believe in a relationship you own your woman and she owns you.
-i believe i can tell my woman if i feel her clothing is not appropriate.
-when peeing in a urinal no man should pee next to me if the next space over is available
-i cannot go #2 in a bathroom if anybody else is there, or if i know someone else is nearby like right outside the door waiting.
-i don't like people touching me for any reason, even women.
-i don't like anybody touching my face for any reason unless its my girlfriend or mother.
-i don't like when i see someone at my friends house open his fridge without asking when they don't know him that well.
-i feel that my friends should consult me first before they make a purchase of anything that i am an expert in, like cars or electronics etc.
-i have on some occasions wanted to ban people from ek9.org because i felt that they did not "fit in".
-if i am walking with a woman i make sure she is close to me and if there are cars nearby i am always walking on the side closest to said car in case the car should jump the curb
-i don't like it when someone parks next to my car and the next spot over is available.
-i don't like it when im in a grocery store looking at an item and someone tries to look at the same item at the same time and stands very close to me.
-i don't like anybody standing closer than 2ft from me
Am i crazy here? I'm having a hard time explaining myself here but does anybody understand what im saying or am i just bonkers?
-nobody better park in front of my ****ing house unless i know them.
-nobody better lay there eyes on my lady for more than 2 seconds.
-nobody better lay there eyes on me for more than 2 seconds.
-nobody better lay there eyes on my friends for more than 2 seconds.
-i don't like it when someone is rude to one of my friends, even if its one of there friends that i may not know.
-if i am out with a female friend that i am not having sexual relations with i still ALWAYS make sure she will remain in visual sight, if not i make sure to leave a friend with her if i have to use the toilet or something.
-i have my own section in the fridge.
-i have my own section in the freezer.
-i have my own section in the bathroom and share it only with 1 roommate who's hygiene rivals mine.
-i believe in a relationship you own your woman and she owns you.
-i believe i can tell my woman if i feel her clothing is not appropriate.
-when peeing in a urinal no man should pee next to me if the next space over is available
-i cannot go #2 in a bathroom if anybody else is there, or if i know someone else is nearby like right outside the door waiting.
-i don't like people touching me for any reason, even women.
-i don't like anybody touching my face for any reason unless its my girlfriend or mother.
-i don't like when i see someone at my friends house open his fridge without asking when they don't know him that well.
-i feel that my friends should consult me first before they make a purchase of anything that i am an expert in, like cars or electronics etc.
-i have on some occasions wanted to ban people from ek9.org because i felt that they did not "fit in".
-if i am walking with a woman i make sure she is close to me and if there are cars nearby i am always walking on the side closest to said car in case the car should jump the curb
-i don't like it when someone parks next to my car and the next spot over is available.
-i don't like it when im in a grocery store looking at an item and someone tries to look at the same item at the same time and stands very close to me.
-i don't like anybody standing closer than 2ft from me
Am i crazy here? I'm having a hard time explaining myself here but does anybody understand what im saying or am i just bonkers?
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